Soap For Fucking Christmas e0106 Did you know they don't

Did you know they don't actually "play dead

or anyone who needs a polite-yet-firm way to say

and hugs that may or may not be enchanted

but lack the charisma (and questionable aim) to make it past Stormtrooper bootcamp

Happy December 23rd

Soap For Fucking Christmas e0106 Did you know they don'tSoap for F*cking ChristmasScent: Mistletoe & Ambien (aka the official scent of nope.) Tired of the holiday cheer being shoved in your face since October? This soap gets it. Smells like Sleeping through December isnt just a taglineits a lifestyle. Ditch the carolers, the in laws, and the fifth ugly sweater party. This 6 ounce bar of sweet, sassy serenity is your ticket to hibernation. Wake me up when the eggnog runs outor like, New Year's. Whichever